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{"type":"general","setup":"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?","punchline":"Ten-tickles!","id":143}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a laughing motorcycle?","punchline":"A Yamahahahaha.","id":20}
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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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