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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

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The Comte AC-4 Gentleman is a 1920s Swiss two-seat sport/training aircraft produced by Flugzeugbau A. Comte.

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Xinrong is a station on Line 1 and Yangluo line of Wuhan Metro.