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\"Lover Alot\" is a single by American hard rock band Aerosmith that was released August 22, 2012. It is included on Aerosmith's 15th studio album, Music from Another Dimension!.\nThe song premiered on radio stations throughout North America a week before being released as a single.\nAlong with the album, the song was then officially released on November 6, 2012. The song is notable for featuring the Aerosmith songwriting debut of two people: Jesse Sky Kramer and Marco Moir.
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