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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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